~sOme best slOgans~

• Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached
• Advertisement In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
• Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
• When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.
• My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
• You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .
• Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.
• Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
• Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
• The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
• Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
• Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
• The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
• Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
• A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
• Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
• Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !